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I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.

Tim Allen

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Tim Allen
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: June 13
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There are flaws in the way politics is reported in this country today and we should do something about it, .. Radio and television coverage of politics doesn't see its role as a mission to explain, but to destroy, in a pernicious culture in which journalists pit themselves against politicians.
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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
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Now the denominator ... why don't they just call it the bottom number? The denominator ... that sounds like a Schwarzenegger movie doesn't it? [impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger] I am the Denominator. I'll give your leg a compound fraction!
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Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it's one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they're going to want something from me I can't give, or they're going to hurt me.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.
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When you're 6 or 7, your father becomes this wonderful presence in your life. I really responded to my father. And then, the very moment I realized that I loved him unconditionally, that life was going to be great just because he was in it, he was gone.
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My dad's death reminds me of earthquakes - things that shake your foundation.
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Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.
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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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Jill : What causes sibling rivalry? Tim : Having more than one kid!
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.
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Can a woodchuck chuck wood? Because the question is, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if, so you haven't established or proved without any shadow of a doubt that a woodchuck could chuck wood. Frankly, I believe that they chew wood. I don't think they can chuck wood at all! I take offense to the whole chucking question.
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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.
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Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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