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I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.
Tim Allen
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Tim Allen
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: June 13
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I have a thing for tools.
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To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.
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Can a woodchuck chuck wood? Because the question is, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if, so you haven't established or proved without any shadow of a doubt that a woodchuck could chuck wood. Frankly, I believe that they chew wood. I don't think they can chuck wood at all! I take offense to the whole chucking question.
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If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.
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I'm one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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Now the denominator ... why don't they just call it the bottom number? The denominator ... that sounds like a Schwarzenegger movie doesn't it? [impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger] I am the Denominator. I'll give your leg a compound fraction!
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There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
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Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.
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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
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The people that hunt are the guys that really vehemently protect the environment. You find that people that live on ranches tend to want to keep it that way, and I've always loved that about the hunters that I've known. They eat what they kill, and they carry it out. They don't shoot for sport.
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I may go back and spice it up with a little bit of the tool stuff and grunting and all that that I know so well. But it feels like I'm rehashing old material. And some of my audiences like that. So I'm there to entertain. I'm not there to make a political statement or anything like that. I'm there to entertain.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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