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I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.
Tim Allen
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Tim Allen
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: June 13
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The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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The people that hunt are the guys that really vehemently protect the environment. You find that people that live on ranches tend to want to keep it that way, and I've always loved that about the hunters that I've known. They eat what they kill, and they carry it out. They don't shoot for sport.
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While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
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I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.
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Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.
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If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
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If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.
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Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.
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Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it's one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they're going to want something from me I can't give, or they're going to hurt me.
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When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.
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Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad's car. I don't blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don't have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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