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Tim Allen
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: June 13
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I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.
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Can a woodchuck chuck wood? Because the question is, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if, so you haven't established or proved without any shadow of a doubt that a woodchuck could chuck wood. Frankly, I believe that they chew wood. I don't think they can chuck wood at all! I take offense to the whole chucking question.
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I'm one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.
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The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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I do a lot of family shows.
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My dad's death reminds me of earthquakes - things that shake your foundation.
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A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad's car. I don't blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don't have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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Boys can be disgusting. You can't leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We're just obnoxious.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.
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Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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