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Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
Tim Allen
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Tim Allen
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: June 13
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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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My dad's death reminds me of earthquakes - things that shake your foundation.
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To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.
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I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.
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There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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