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Boys can be disgusting. You can't leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We're just obnoxious.

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Tim Allen
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: June 13
Comedian
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Racing Automobile Driver
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Timothy Alan Dick
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