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If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

Tim Allen

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Tim Allen
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: June 13
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Racing Automobile Driver
Television Actor
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Denver
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Timothy Alan Dick
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