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When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.
Tim Allen
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Tim Allen
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: June 13
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Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.
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Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, And let there be aluminum siding. Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.
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