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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.
Tim Allen
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Tim Allen
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: June 13
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Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, And let there be aluminum siding. Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.
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Jill : What causes sibling rivalry? Tim : Having more than one kid!
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But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.
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My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.
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I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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