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Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.
Tim Allen
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Tim Allen
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: June 13
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The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.
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Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, And let there be aluminum siding. Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.
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Can a woodchuck chuck wood? Because the question is, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if, so you haven't established or proved without any shadow of a doubt that a woodchuck could chuck wood. Frankly, I believe that they chew wood. I don't think they can chuck wood at all! I take offense to the whole chucking question.
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