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Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.

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Tim Allen
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: June 13
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My dad's death reminds me of earthquakes - things that shake your foundation.
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