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I didn't have an interest in school at all and was getting in trouble all the time.
Tig Notaro
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Tig Notaro
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: March 24
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I was really into music. I started playing guitar also when I was nine. I wanted to be in the Beatles, even though John Lennon died the year I got a guitar and the Beatles broke up before I was born.
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I talk about airplanes and things like that while my scars are on clear view.
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When I announced I had cancer on stage, it was my brain leaping to that insane moment of, There's no way I could start a show saying, 'Hi, I have cancer!' And also for me to have these scars, and then think, Oh my gosh, what if I did stand-up and not even acknowledge that my shirt was off, or that I have scars.
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When I got sick, it threw everything off course.
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I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it. If it's a sock puppet, if it's a stool, I'll do it.
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I love drama - I would say more than I even love comedy - but I like in One Mississippi that I can go from a very moving moment to a Willy Wonka tube up my ass. I like the silliness as much as I like drama.
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I didn't know what my fate was as far as being alive.
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In standup, you don't have anything near you except a microphone.
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I can't imagine just dusting my pants off and going about my life like, Phew! I sure made it through a tough spot, now where am I headed? I feel more of an obligation to be helpful.
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I love devastating movies, documentaries and hummingbirds (yes, in that order).
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I always wonder, aside from even my name, what if my parents never split up? What if my mother never died? It swirls in my head all the time.
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When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit.
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I didn't know whether I'd be attractive to anybody.
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As soon as I say I'm from Texas people say, Oh, I'm sure the school was horrible and they picture me wearing some barrel and suspenders and people are bucktoothed and ignoring me. But that's not the case. I just had zero interest. I wanted to finish my research in the woods or play guitar or go have a cigarette.
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In movies, you just see somebody close their eyes, and you go on to the next scene.
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It's not the child's responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It's the parent's responsibility to learn who the child is.
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The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks.
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I think my brain just has a natural way of going to what would be the most insane thing, the least likely option.
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I start crying when certain things come up, certain memories, certain feelings, and it's intense. But I think it's good for me - and therapeutic.
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Everything's happened to me. Nothing can happen to me now.
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