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Lawyers make nothing but confusion...A lawyer is an instrument of the devil. In general, he's a fiendish idiot, banking on the stupidity of people much more stupid than himself, and by God he's always right.
Thomas Bernhard
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Thomas Bernhard
Age: 58 †
Born: 1931
Born: February 9
Died: 1989
Died: February 12
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