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The sound of a harpsichord - two skeletons copulating on a tin roof in a thunderstorm.

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Thomas Beecham
Age: 81 †
Born: 1879
Born: April 29
Died: 1961
Died: March 8
Conductor
Sir Thomas Beecham
2nd Baronet
Sound
Two
Harpsichord
Thunderstorm
Tin
Skeletons
Roof
Musical

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