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Remember that Cosby show where he harrassed the children? Well I put on a little suit and because I am so small they invited me on but nobody was laughing at my jokes. I guess I'm just, too, particularly smart for them.

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Thom Yorke
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: October 7
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