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If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a funny word. Say it, pony. PO-KNEE. Now ah've made myself giddy with delight. Towards the ponies *laughs*
Thom Yorke
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Thom Yorke
Age: 55
Born: 1968
Born: October 7
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Thomas Edward Yorke
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