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To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs*

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Thom Yorke
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: October 7
Composer
Ecologist
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Singer-Songwriter
Thomas Edward Yorke
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