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If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl

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Thom Yorke
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: October 7
Composer
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Thomas Edward Yorke
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At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs*
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Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.
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I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless.
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My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence.
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I bought a blimp just so I could get a bunch of wankers excited over nothing, what did you do with your weekend?
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