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I don't really plan. I'm almost intuitive about things.
Terry Pratchett
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Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
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It wasn't that Nanny Ogg sang badly. It was just that she could hit notes which, when amplified by a tin bath half full of water, ceased to be sound and became some sort of invasive presence.
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Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it.
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In her own special category, she was quite beautiful. This was the category of all the women, in his entire life, who had ever thought he was worth smiling at.
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There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything's got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.
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The first draft is just you telling yourself the story.
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If you kept changing the way people saw the world, you ended up changing the way you saw yourself.
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A number of religions in Ankh-Morpork still practiced human sacrifice, except that they didn't really need to practice any more because they had got so good at it.
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I’m not superstitious. I’m a witch. Witches aren’t superstitious. We are what people are superstitious of.
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Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do?
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Are you a philosopher? Where's your sponge?
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It's either because of the number of times the scholar puts the boot into Peter Jackson the director of The Lord of the Rings films or is making a point they have never heard of.
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You had to hand it to the Patrician, he admitted grudgingly. If you didn't, he sent men to come and take it away.
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Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were allowed to mess around with magic they would probably be embarrassingly good at it.
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Oh, well...up until now it had been a good day, in a horrible kind of way.
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Sometimes you had to take a look at yourself and then look away.
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I would advise budding writers some other kind of job, unless they think they're very, very lucky.
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