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My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat.
Terry Pratchett
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Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
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Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.
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There's a door, he whispered. Where does it go? It stays where it is, I think, said Rincewind.
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It's lies. It's all lies. Some of them are just prettier than others, that's all. People see what they think is there.
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