Quote

A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse hanging out of his trousers, either, but no one would have actually started a war if he had.

Terry Pratchett

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
Author
Journalist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Writer
Beaconsfield
Buckinghamshire
Terence David John Terry Pratchett
Terence David John Pratchett
Sir Terry Pratchett
Sir Terence David John Pratchett
Even
Meeting
Arse
Never
Foreign
Arses
Would
Meetings
Duke
Couldn
Dukes
Started
Diplomats
Either
Trousers
Actually
Hanging
War
Plain

More quotes by Terry Pratchett

Image
He'd always known that the world was an interesting place, and his imagination had peopled it with pirates and bandits and spies and astronauts and similar. But he'd also had a nagging suspicion that, when you seriously got right down to it, they were all just things in books and didn't properly exist anymore.
Terry Pratchett
Image
It's no wonder most religions are born in the desert, because when men lay beneath that boundless night sky and look up at the infinite expanse of creation they have an uncontrollable urge to put something in the way .
Terry Pratchett
Image
Fantasy is uni-age. You can start it in the creche, and it follows you to death.
Terry Pratchett
Image
...William wondered why he always disliked people who said 'no offense meant.' Maybe it was because they found it easier to to say 'no offense meant' than actually to refrain from giving offense.
Terry Pratchett
Image
People don't alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it.
Terry Pratchett
Image
Oh, come on. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in the Apocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God got religion.
Terry Pratchett
Image
It's not lying when you do it to officers!
Terry Pratchett
Image
There would be a price... But if you were worried about the price, then why were you in the shop?
Terry Pratchett
Image
He looked up at them, a scruffy Napoleon with his laces trailing, exiled to a rose-trellised Elba.
Terry Pratchett
Image
In Genua, someone set out to make dreams come true. Remember some of your dreams?
Terry Pratchett
Image
Incidentally, it's best not to argue with the nursing staff. I find the best course of action is to throw some chocolates in one direction and hurry off in the other while their attention is distracted.
Terry Pratchett
Image
When all else failed, she tried being reasonable.
Terry Pratchett
Image
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
Terry Pratchett
Image
Why not? If enough people believe, you can be god of anything.
Terry Pratchett
Image
But the helmet had gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. He hated being thought of as one of those people that wore stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.
Terry Pratchett
Image
If anyone wants one my advise is to go where the orthodox Jews shop, because when it comes to a big black fedora, the guys with ringlets and long black coats definitely know a stylish hat when they see one. You want to get it home and use a hot steaming kettle, and bob's your uncle - you have a hat with all the right curves!
Terry Pratchett
Image
There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.
Terry Pratchett
Image
Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.
Terry Pratchett
Image
No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns was that, after watching them, anything else that happened seemed enjoyable
Terry Pratchett
Image
Dark Fantasy is just another way of saying Horror.
Terry Pratchett