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That was the very centre of his genius - he invented things that anyone could have thought of, and men who can invent things that anyone could have thought of are very rare men.
Terry Pratchett
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Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
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Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course.
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It's not lying when you do it to officers!
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Don't look back! Why not? Because I just did! Run faster!
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