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This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That’s why everything is exactly the wrong way around.

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Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
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Truly, he thought, the way of enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
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You call yourself some kind of goddess and you know nothing, madam, nothing. What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't change can't learn. The smallest creature that dies in the grass knows more than you.
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