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People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.
Terry Pratchett
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Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
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There would be a price... But if you were worried about the price, then why were you in the shop?
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When much is taken, something is returned.
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Perhaps it would be simpler if you just did what you're told and didn't try to understand things.
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His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability which affects all too few.
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I've got wide tastes, but I don't like jazz.
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