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Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
Author
Journalist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Screenwriter
Writer
Beaconsfield
Buckinghamshire
Terence David John Terry Pratchett
Terence David John Pratchett
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Sir Terence David John Pratchett
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It was possibly the most circumspect advance in the history of military maneuvers, right down at the bottom end of the scale that things like the Charge of the Light Brigade are at the top of.
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Why bother with a cunning plan when a simple one will do?
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The trouble with thinking was that, once you started, you went on doing it.
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Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.
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Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn.
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In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods they have not forgotten this.
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Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?
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I do note with interest that old women in my books become young women on the covers... this is discrimination against the chronologically gifted.
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I saved a man's life once, said Granny. Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of berry juice in it. Told him I'd bought it from the dwarves. That's the biggest part of doct'rin, really. Most people'll get over most things if they put their minds to it, you just have to give them an interest.
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The labyrinth of Ephebe is ancient and full of one hundred and one amazing things you can do with hidden springs, razor-sharp knives, and falling rocks.
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People aren't just people, they are people surrounded by circumstances.
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Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.
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One person is nothing. Two people are a nation.
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Raising the flag and singing the anthem are, while somewhat suspicious, not in themselves acts of treason.
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Questions don't have to make sense, Vincent, said Miss Susan. But answers do.
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Perhaps the magic would last, perhaps it wouldn't. But then again, what does?
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A true beanie should have a propellor on the top.
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Ninety percent of true love is acute, ear-burning embarrassment.
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The trouble with life was that you didn’t get a chance to practice before doing it for real.
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Granny Weatherwax was not a good loser. From her point of view, losing was something that happened to other people.
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