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Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
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I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s nobody else’s business, it’s my business.
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Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often students, for heaven's sake.
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It was also a room full of books and made of books. There was no actual furniture this is to say, the desk and chairs were shaped out of books. It looked as though many of them were frequently referred to, because they lay open with other books used as bookmarks.
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It is possible to live well with dementia and write best-sellers 'like wot I do.
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SOONER OR LATER ALL MEN MUST DIE. EVERYTHING DIES IN THE END. I CAN BE ROBBED BUT NEVER DENIED, I TOLD MYSELF. WHY WORRY? “I too cannot be cheated,” snapped Fate.
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What is normal? Normal was yesterday. If you lose a leg, one day you're hopping around on one leg, so you know the difference.
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Neither of my parents went to church, but they did everything that you needed to do to be Christian. That's something a Quaker would call an intimation of the divine.
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She was also, by the standards of other people, lost. She would not see it like that. She knew where she was, it was just that everywhere else didn't.
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Modesty is only arrogance by stealth.
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I don't read an awful lot of fiction and when I do, it tends to be lightweight stuff.
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It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivalent of a stick with a fizzing fuse and Acme Dynamite Company written on the side. It's more interesting, and doesn't take so long.
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You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.
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He felt that the darkness was full of unimaginable horrors - and the trouble with unimaginable horrors was that they were only too easy to imagine.
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What is magic? There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of having at least four good meals every day.
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The Kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance.
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Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted advisor.
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It's tough at the top. It's tough at the bottom. But in between you could use them for horse-shoes.
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It was one of those problematic occasions with long silences, sporadic coughs, and people saying isolated things like, Well, isn't this nice.
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Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.
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