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Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
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Science Fiction Writer
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… you were so worried about legal and illegal that you never stopped to think about whether it was right or wrong.
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In the world I live in, 'not worse' is nearly as good as 'better'.
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Many an ancient lord's last words have been, 'You can't kill me because I've got magic aaargh.'
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Science fiction is fantasy with bolts painted on outside.
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Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the furniture.
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Fantasy is uni-age. You can start it in the creche, and it follows you to death.
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When a man is tired of Ankh-Morpork, he is tired of ankle-deep slurry.
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Mister Teatime had a truly brilliant mind, but it was brilliant like a fractured mirror, all marvellous facets and rainbows but, ultimately, also something that was broken.
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I dinna trust him, said Slightly Mad Angus. He reads books an' such.
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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
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You can't inspire people with facts. They need a cause. They need a symbol.
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When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.
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It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever he said. Have you thought of going into teaching?
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Even the blind and meek and voiceless have gods.
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Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can.
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Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people.
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I don’t think it's weak to admit you made a mistake. That takes strength, if you ask me.
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OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR?
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There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.
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TV people in the UK... I'm getting on a lot better with them.
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