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I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire, said Miss Tick. There may be no survivors.
Terry Pratchett
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Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
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And the people next door oppress me all night long. I tell them, I work all day, a man's got to have some time to learn to play the tuba. That's oppression, that is. If I'm not under the heel of the oppressor, I don't know who is.
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The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.
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