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Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.
Terry Pratchett
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Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
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I don't really plan. I'm almost intuitive about things.
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