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I’m not superstitious. I’m a witch. Witches aren’t superstitious. We are what people are superstitious of.
Terry Pratchett
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Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
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I have to write because if I don't get something down then after a while I feel it's going to bang the side of my head off.
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There would be a price... But if you were worried about the price, then why were you in the shop?
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I like the idea of democracy. You have to have someone everyone distrusts.
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It's daft, locking us up, said Nanny. I'd have had us killed. That's because you're basically good, said Magrat. The good are innocent and create justice. The bad are guilty, which is why they invent mercy.
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Probably the last sound heard before the Universe folded up like a paper hat would be someone saying, What happens if I do this?
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If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power... they will talk, they will gloat. So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.
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Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted advisor.
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Classically, very few people have considered that cleanliness is next to godliness. A rank loincloth and hair in an advanced state of matted entanglement have generally been the badges of office of prophets whose injunction to disdain earthly things starts with soap.
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There were two ways of looking at the world, but only one when you are starving.
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In the end the problem isn't that you have the wrong sort of government for the People, but that you have the wrong sort of People.
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