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Oh, well...up until now it had been a good day, in a horrible kind of way.
Terry Pratchett
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Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
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It was one of those problematic occasions with long silences, sporadic coughs, and people saying isolated things like, Well, isn't this nice.
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I don’t think it's weak to admit you made a mistake. That takes strength, if you ask me.
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Contrary to popular belief and hope, people don't usually come running when they hear a scream. That's not how humans work. Humans look at other humans and say, 'Did you hear a scream?' because the first scream might have been you screaming inside your head, or a horse backfiring.
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Remember - that which does not kill us can only make us stronger. And that which does kill us leaves us dead!
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After you've been working fairly intensively on a novel for six months you never want to see the damn thing again.
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It takes forty men with their feet on the ground to keep one man with his head in the air.
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Fantasy doesn't have to be fantastic. American writers in particular find this much harder to grasp. You need to have your feet on the ground as much as your head in the clouds. The cute dragon that sits on your shoulder also craps all down your back, but this makes it more interesting because it gives it an added dimension.
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It was the heart of any scam or fiddle -- keep the punter uncertain, or, if he is certain, make him certain of the wrong thing.
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The jurisdiction of a good man extends to the end of the world.
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