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Cake is not the issue here.

Terry Pratchett

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Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
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Journalist
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Science Fiction Writer
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Buckinghamshire
Terence David John Terry Pratchett
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I dare say that quite a few people have contemplated death for reasons that much later seemed to them to be quite minor.
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People don't alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it.
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Never f*!k with the ineffable.
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I have a living will and I have friends, and I have money and I have hope.
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Her singing always cheered him up. Life seemed so much brighter when she stopped.
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See a pin and pick it up, and, all day long, you'll have a pin.
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I know loads of coppers and dealt with them a lot when I was a journalist - coppers are easy to write for they tend to run on rails.
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In the world I live in, 'not worse' is nearly as good as 'better'.
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He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.
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Ritual and ceremony in their due times kept the world under the sky and the stars in their courses. It was astonishing what ritual and ceremony could do.
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Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant? Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir.
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Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years now, which made him a sort of friend.
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You had to hand it to the Patrician, he admitted grudgingly. If you didn't, he sent men to come and take it away.
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She heard him mutter, 'Can you take away this grief?' 'I'm sorry,' she replied. 'Everyone asks me. And I would not do so even if I knew how. It belongs to you. Only time and tears take away grief that is what they are for.
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There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.
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