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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
Terry Pratchett
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Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
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Beaconsfield
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Terence David John Terry Pratchett
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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
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The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if they don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot missionaries on sight.
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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.
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Voodoo is a very interesting religion for the whole family, even those members of it who are dead.
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I was once a journalist. And I think of myself as a journalist, and that's it. You tell the truth. I even wrote a book called 'The Truth'.
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Once you've ruled out the impossible then whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truth. The problem lay in working out what was impossible, of course. That was the trick, all right. There was also the curious incident of the orangutan in the night-time.
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She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.
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I dare say that quite a few people have contemplated death for reasons that much later seemed to them to be quite minor.
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If failure had no penalty success would not be a prize.
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And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: Psst!
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Preston, I don't think this creature could ever find its way into your head. Quite apart from anything else, it seems pretty crowded and complicated to me.
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In order to have a change of fortune at the last minute, you have to take your fortune to the last minute.
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