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The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?
Terry Pratchett
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Terry Pratchett
Age: 66 †
Born: 1948
Born: April 28
Died: 2015
Died: March 12
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Everyone should occasionally break the law in some small and delightful way. It's good for the hygiene of the brain.
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Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo.
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No one knew where you were before you were born, but when you were born, it wasn't long before you found you'd arrived with your return ticket already punched.
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Sometimes I feel that the world is made up of sensible people who know the plot and bloody idiots who don't.
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The only superstition I have is that I must start a new book on the same day that I finish the last one, even if it's just a few notes in a file. I dread not having work in progress.
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Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft. When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big.
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Humans need fantasy in order to be human.
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Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
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Yes, sir, thank you, sir, and I wouldn’t trust me one little inch, sir. I knows a bad one when I sees them. I have a mirror.
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Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often students, for heaven's sake.
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Ninety percent of most magic merely consists of knowing one extra fact.
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Destiny is important, see, but people go wrong when they think it controls them. It's the other way around.
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Every step is a first step if it's a step in the right direction.
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I think I would like to go into modelling. Of course, I don't know how to do it, and wouldn't be any good at it if I did, so I'm going to employ someone to walk the catwalks on my behalf. It would still be me, of course.
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History always has a few tricks up its frayed sleeve. It's been around a long time.
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The thing with crowns is, it isn't the putting them on that's the problem, it's the taking them off.
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I'm not cruel, sir, I won't shoot you in the guts, but I will make you realize how much you took your toes for granted.
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There isn't a way things should be. There's just what happens, and what we do.
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Ninety percent of true love is acute, ear-burning embarrassment.
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