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The greatest philosopher of all time was Dirty Harry. And if you remember, Dirty Harry took the words right out of my mouth: A good man needs to know his limitations.

Ted Nugent

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Ted Nugent
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 13
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Theodore Anthony Nugent
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