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I know we just met today, but I gotta see you tomorrow. I know this is our first date, I don't expect you to swallow.

Ted Nugent

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Ted Nugent
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 13
Composer
Guitarist
Musician
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Detroit
Michigan
Theodore Anthony Nugent
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