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I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop.

Ted Nugent

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Ted Nugent
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: December 13
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Guitarist
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Detroit
Michigan
Theodore Anthony Nugent
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Poop
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My life is a tsunami of inspirations. Number one is that I really do just love my BBQ. I mean it's the sustenance of mankind. You know, the animal rights of people, if they had their way, 99% of the human race would parish because we sustain ourselves with dead stuff on the grill.
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When we learn from our cause and effect we increase our positives, we chip away and hopefully eliminate our negatives, so we can be beneficial to everyone else. It's not about being good for me, it's about being the best that I can be so I can be a good husband, father, and neighbor.
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What the hell is social justice? What sort of fool can imagine income equality as dictated by bureaucrats and government thugs? I dare anyone to attempt to explain those drug-inspired fantasies in meaningful terms.
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I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.
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Ozzy, God bless him, is super talented. He is a great man. He is a man of heart and soul and goodwill. He is a very funny man but he is a perfect poster child of why I have never touched drugs, alcohol, tobacco or fast food.
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The Nugent family is a solid asset. What works for us would work for all humankind.
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There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.
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God knows America would be the greatest again if she operated like the Nugent family. No takers, no whiners, no gangsters, no dopers, no drunks, no criminals, no bloodsuckers, no excuse makers, no crybabies, no punks, no Obama supporters.
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The spirit of America is all about defiance, and the best music like mine is the freedom soundtrack.
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Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up.
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The way that you eliminate bad and ugly is either through activism and policy making that never tolerates evil -- instead of the liberal politically correct policy of accepting evil and accepting other points of views that destroy lives. We the thoughtful, productive people of American have got to take our freedom back.
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I am a very, very fortunate and blessed guitar player to always be surrounded by musical monsters, so my life has been a nonstop jam session. I crave the musical adventure of sonic creativity and am powerfully inspired everytime I grab a guitar.
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How many more times are we going to cower under tables and chairs, whimpering like mindless dogs, thinking that someone else has the responsibility to save and protect us?
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At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.
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Animals have rights, to be smothered with garlic and butter!
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Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.
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The greatest philosopher of all time was Dirty Harry. And if you remember, Dirty Harry took the words right out of my mouth: A good man needs to know his limitations.
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If the American public were accurately polled, I suspect the results would find Bonnie & Clyde, Bill Clinton, Ponzi Scheme scamster Bernie Madoff, and the infamous Wily Coyoteto be believed to be more honest and trustworthy than Hillary Clinton.
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To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em.
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The best musicians in the world were raised on the same kind of music I was raised on and that is black, soulful, authoritative, ultra-tight, ferocious, uppity, defiant music that from the Howlin' Wolf, the Muddy Waters, the Lightnin' Hopkins, the Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, and Little Richard.
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