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I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop.

Ted Nugent

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Ted Nugent
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 13
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Guitarist
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Detroit
Michigan
Theodore Anthony Nugent
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To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em.
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If you would force me to be unarmed and helpless I would have to do everything in my power to neutralize you... Peace and love will get you killed. That doesn't sound like a hippie.
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I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.
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My life is a tsunami of inspirations. Number one is that I really do just love my BBQ. I mean it's the sustenance of mankind. You know, the animal rights of people, if they had their way, 99% of the human race would parish because we sustain ourselves with dead stuff on the grill.
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Brilliant thoughts flow with a life of their own to a dedicated reasoning predator up in a tree with a bow and arrow half the year meditating soulfully in anticipation to kill unsuspecting meat-infested herbivores.
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If you want less of something, tax it. If you want more of something, don't tax it or reduce the tax burden.
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For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.
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Green Day is politically brain-dead but I love the little monkeys.
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How many more times are we going to cower under tables and chairs, whimpering like mindless dogs, thinking that someone else has the responsibility to save and protect us?
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The heartbreak of runaway corruption, abuse of power and indefensible criminality by our government and media should, must inspire all good we-the-people Americans to wake the hell up from the embarrassing curse of apathy and start demanding constitutional accountability from our elected employees. How radically non-sheep of me.
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God gave us the gift of life. It is the most precious gift ever. To be unarmed is to be helpless to protect that gift that is outright irresponsible.
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I don't plan [my recordings], I really don't. It's so spontaneous I wish all rock lovers and rock journalist could witness a Ted Nugent recording session. It is so primal, it's like idiot kids in the garage with their first loud amplifiers, its intoxicating, it is irreverent, it is uninhibited.
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I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.
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