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If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

Ted Nugent

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Ted Nugent
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: December 13
Composer
Guitarist
Musician
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Detroit
Michigan
Theodore Anthony Nugent
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I'm militantly anti-drug abuse but love everything Keith Richards and some other drug goofballs do.
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I have undeniable evidence that many have awakened as a result of my raising hell. Raising hell is SO American rock-and-roll. And of course even soulless wimps love killer music and my incredible guitar tone.
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Real Americans don't back down.
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I am a very, very fortunate and blessed guitar player to always be surrounded by musical monsters, so my life has been a nonstop jam session. I crave the musical adventure of sonic creativity and am powerfully inspired everytime I grab a guitar.
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We use our tax dollars to pay some bureaucrat to kill a mountain lion, dig a hole and bury this precious beast. No one gets to eat it, nobody gets to buy licenses, fees and taxes themselves. And that's only after a mountain lion has killed somebody! Oh my God! And the Osbournes are still No. 1!
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If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.
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I don't objectify women. I'd like to think that I'm optimizing their hardware.
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Isn't my music the last of the real rhythm and blues? Isn't it great? It's because of my musicians, we were weaned on Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Bo Diddley, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis, all the founding fathers, the gods of thunder, who invented the foundation and the pulse of the greatest music in the world!
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A man must stand up for what he believes in - especially in this culture war between good and evil.
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I know we just met today, but I gotta see you tomorrow. I know this is our first date, I don't expect you to swallow.
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If we want our bodies to be healthier, we need to get off the salmonella, e-coli, mad cow, assembly-line toxic hell train! God I love that statement. What did I just say?
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Let's be honest, if the Democrats didn't support ignoring our nation's immigration laws, there is no way they could win the presidency or a local dog catcher election.
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For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.
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The best musicians in the world were raised on the same kind of music I was raised on and that is black, soulful, authoritative, ultra-tight, ferocious, uppity, defiant music that from the Howlin' Wolf, the Muddy Waters, the Lightnin' Hopkins, the Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, and Little Richard.
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The spirit of America is all about defiance, and the best music like mine is the freedom soundtrack.
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My haters are laughable punks, my supporters the greatest people that ever lived.
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Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up.
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My life is a tsunami of inspirations. Number one is that I really do just love my BBQ. I mean it's the sustenance of mankind. You know, the animal rights of people, if they had their way, 99% of the human race would parish because we sustain ourselves with dead stuff on the grill.
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The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.
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The greatest philosopher of all time was Dirty Harry. And if you remember, Dirty Harry took the words right out of my mouth: A good man needs to know his limitations.
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