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If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.
Ted Nugent
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Ted Nugent
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 13
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Theodore Anthony Nugent
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Ozzy, God bless him, is super talented. He is a great man. He is a man of heart and soul and goodwill. He is a very funny man but he is a perfect poster child of why I have never touched drugs, alcohol, tobacco or fast food.
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If we want our bodies to be healthier, we need to get off the salmonella, e-coli, mad cow, assembly-line toxic hell train! God I love that statement. What did I just say?
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There aren't really any actual misconceptions, just dumb people versus good, honest people.
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Let's be honest, if the Democrats didn't support ignoring our nation's immigration laws, there is no way they could win the presidency or a local dog catcher election.
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If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.
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At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.
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Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?
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I don't plan [my recordings], I really don't. It's so spontaneous I wish all rock lovers and rock journalist could witness a Ted Nugent recording session. It is so primal, it's like idiot kids in the garage with their first loud amplifiers, its intoxicating, it is irreverent, it is uninhibited.
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War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.
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Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up.
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Civil disobedience is the core of American defiance against kings and emperors.
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I'm an extremist? I don't think so. I think people that call me an extremist are extremely brain dead and soulless.
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Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God, guns and rock and roll.
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Music is the great connector.
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We are a nation of laws, not a nation that ignores laws if it benefits the Democrat Party.
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I know we just met today, but I gotta see you tomorrow. I know this is our first date, I don't expect you to swallow.
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[Donald] Trump November 2016 could truly be the long-awaited wake-up call America desperately needs.
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While I now own more guns than the 82nd Airborne, my first gun is still the most important gun I've ever owned.
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Apartheid isn't that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal.
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The families who chose me to take their terminally ill kids on their last hunts in life many times over the years know and love the real Ted Nugent. That they decide I'm good enough to take part in such a spiritual and emotional moment in their lives proves that I am good enough.
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