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If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.

Ted Nugent

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Ted Nugent
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 13
Composer
Guitarist
Musician
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Detroit
Michigan
Theodore Anthony Nugent
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I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop.
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Apartheid isn't that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal.
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I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.
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When you spend as much time as I do with wounded warriors and their families, and terminally ill kids and their families, you are humbled and powerfully inspired by their courage and positive energy to live your life to the absolute best you can everyday. It will wake you up really fast to never stop believing.
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If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
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War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.
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Civil disobedience is the core of American defiance against kings and emperors.
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