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My idea of fast food is a mallard.

Ted Nugent

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Ted Nugent
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: December 13
Composer
Guitarist
Musician
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Detroit
Michigan
Theodore Anthony Nugent
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Ducks
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I'm not going to engage in that kind of hateful rhetoric anymore. I just can't use those harsh terms. I cannot and I will not and I encourage even my friends slash enemy on the left in the Democrat, liberal world that we have got to be civil to each other.
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Like all other law-abiding Americans, I fully support legal immigration.
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If you don't have a sense of humor, you'll hurt yourself arguing with me.
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If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.
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My haters are laughable punks, my supporters the greatest people that ever lived.
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When the law disarms good guys, bad guys rejoice.
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I don't plan [my recordings], I really don't. It's so spontaneous I wish all rock lovers and rock journalist could witness a Ted Nugent recording session. It is so primal, it's like idiot kids in the garage with their first loud amplifiers, its intoxicating, it is irreverent, it is uninhibited.
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I currently perform the most important political duties an American has the responsibility to perform - I experiment in self-government on a daily basis, fulfilling my we the people duties to monitor and guide our elected employees to adhere to their oath to the U.S. Constitution and demand accountability from them.
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Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada
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I'm an extremist? I don't think so. I think people that call me an extremist are extremely brain dead and soulless.
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The best musicians in the world were raised on the same kind of music I was raised on and that is black, soulful, authoritative, ultra-tight, ferocious, uppity, defiant music that from the Howlin' Wolf, the Muddy Waters, the Lightnin' Hopkins, the Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley, and Little Richard.
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To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em.
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Civil disobedience is the core of American defiance against kings and emperors.
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If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
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I'm militantly anti-drug abuse but love everything Keith Richards and some other drug goofballs do.
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If we want our bodies to be healthier, we need to get off the salmonella, e-coli, mad cow, assembly-line toxic hell train! God I love that statement. What did I just say?
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At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.
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