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I belong to a gym now... well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.
Ted Alexandro
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Ted Alexandro
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: January 26
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People don't come to a comedy club simply to hear someone's thoughts, no matter how profound.
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A person riding a unicycle on a tightrope doesn't worry about being likeable they're doing something amazing that very few people can do.
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I wasn't in the drama department, but I auditioned anyway and he not only cast me but also included a few sketches that I wrote, which really sparked my pursuit of comedy.
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Comics can definitely be subversive on the whole, but it's a stylistic thing.
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Comedy clubs are arguably one of the last bastions of uncensored, public free speech.
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With a project like 'Teachers Lounge,' you're wearing a lot of hats, so it demands hard work and focus if you want to do it right.
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Ultimately, an audience wants to laugh. That's who they like, the comedian who makes them laugh.
Ted Alexandro
I also do a certain amount of talking through material on stage, to see what happens and allow interesting ideas to manifest.
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A crowd is the only way to know if something works. Telling a friend or two doesn't matter. A crowd is what tells you what works or doesn't, so I'd rather go in front of them cold and see.
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I think comedy is no different now than it was at other points. It takes a long time to get good and know how to distill what makes you funny beyond the realm of standup, which is what I'm trying to do with 'Teachers Lounge.'
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Sometimes crowds start out not liking someone but then they shift and love them. Or vice versa. It can shift on a dime.
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Like once we picked Jim Norton as the head of security, the writing flows pretty easily.
Ted Alexandro
I learned so many things from Louis C.K., but the most impactful thing was witnessing his work ethic. He works harder than anyone I've ever been around in comedy. And he takes risks and doesn't dwell on what might be perceived as failures.
Ted Alexandro
I'm just looking for a little mystery in life... like things you can't explain. Like, you go to Mexico, they tell you don't drink the water. You go to any diner here, who brings you the water? It's a mystery.
Ted Alexandro
It's a constant process of bouncing ideas off of one another and intuitively arriving at the right decision in the moment.
Ted Alexandro
Hard work is a muscle that you develop, as is taking risks.
Ted Alexandro
Listening to your own sets and listening to the audience as you perform. It's a conversation of sorts. There is an exchange.
Ted Alexandro
I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.
Ted Alexandro
Your stage persona is usually a version of yourself, to varying degrees. Some folks do a full-on character, so that's different. But most comics do some version of themselves.
Ted Alexandro
Laughing at something is a form of accepting it or at list making peace with it.
Ted Alexandro