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I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.
Ted Alexandro
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Ted Alexandro
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: January 26
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Listening to your own sets and listening to the audience as you perform. It's a conversation of sorts. There is an exchange.
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A crowd is the only way to know if something works. Telling a friend or two doesn't matter. A crowd is what tells you what works or doesn't, so I'd rather go in front of them cold and see.
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Laughing at something is a form of accepting it or at list making peace with it.
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Comedy takes all of life and puts it through a lens of acceptance, just by the mere act of talking about it on stage in a communal setting. It's very primal and ritualistic in that sense.
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Inherent in mourning is celebration. Mourning without celebration or some form of acceptance leaves you stuck.
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People don't come to a comedy club simply to hear someone's thoughts, no matter how profound.
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Dave Chappelle is about as gifted as it gets, as a performer and comedian. [...] It's always great to watch him work. He started around fourteen and he's in his forties now, so he's probably been doing it for close to thirty years. He's brilliant.
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I belong to a gym now... well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.
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I think comedy is no different now than it was at other points. It takes a long time to get good and know how to distill what makes you funny beyond the realm of standup, which is what I'm trying to do with 'Teachers Lounge.'
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I learned so many things from Louis C.K., but the most impactful thing was witnessing his work ethic. He works harder than anyone I've ever been around in comedy. And he takes risks and doesn't dwell on what might be perceived as failures.
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In terms of my own work ethic, I've always been a determined person. When I'm focused on something, I try to see it through.
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Comics can definitely be subversive on the whole, but it's a stylistic thing.
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It's a constant process of bouncing ideas off of one another and intuitively arriving at the right decision in the moment.
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Comedy clubs are arguably one of the last bastions of uncensored, public free speech.
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Like once we picked Jim Norton as the head of security, the writing flows pretty easily.
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Your stage persona is usually a version of yourself, to varying degrees. Some folks do a full-on character, so that's different. But most comics do some version of themselves.
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I wasn't in the drama department, but I auditioned anyway and he not only cast me but also included a few sketches that I wrote, which really sparked my pursuit of comedy.
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