Vikings don't have faults, they have clubs.

Those smutty books sell because women wish their husbands had half the balls the men in those books do.

The dark is a quiet place. Reflection and contemplation are the only things to do in it. Well that, and imagine the worst things possible. I don’t have to reflect or contemplate or any of those things. I know what the worst things possible are. I know about the things that hide in the dark. Insanity is the least of them.

Your negative actions will always speak over top of your kind words and only fools listen where the wise watch.

I see now that true love isn’t fickle it's what we put into it. If we work hard at loving someone, then no one can corrupt the love we have.

I think there's two kinds of love. One kind of love burns so hot that it burns out before you get a chance to enjoy it. The other love is one that lifts you and makes you better than you were before.

I'm breathing out of my mouth and thinking things I have only seen on Netflix in the foreign-movie section.

Sometimes the scariest things in life aren’t the Vampires and the Werewolves, sometimes there are things even God doesn’t want to know about. Which is why he created the Devil's Roses.