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There is nothing quite as unpleasant as wearing a pair of briefs which have been trailed through a Calcutta courtyard. Nothing, that is, except having one's elbows and knees lacerated by unseen slivers of glass and discarded razor blades.

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Tahir Shah
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: November 16
Author
Comedian
Explorer
Journalist
Novelist
Writer
London
England
Pairs
Razor
Glass
Razors
Knees
Elbows
Slivers
Wearing
Discarded
Briefs
Glasses
Unpleasant
Lacerated
Except
Blades
Trailed
Quite
Pair
Courtyard
Nothing
Unseen
Calcutta

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