Don't always come when you're called.

I need a focus group like I need a hole in my head.

Eat when you're hungry. When you're not hungry, play with your food.

All I need to know I learned from my cat.

I never felt inspired to write this book [ I Had Brain Surgery, What's Your Excuse?], like I did with the cat or dog book I felt compelled. At the time (May 1999), I was planning to write and illustrate an altogether different memoir, a book about my decision whether or not to have a baby.

Forget about speech problems just saying the words brain surgery sucks the air out of a room.

There is always time for a nap.

I think people will read about anything if it's good or interesting or funny enough.

Sleeping is very underrated.