Eat when you're hungry. When you're not hungry, play with your food.

I need a focus group like I need a hole in my head.

I never felt inspired to write this book [ I Had Brain Surgery, What's Your Excuse?], like I did with the cat or dog book I felt compelled. At the time (May 1999), I was planning to write and illustrate an altogether different memoir, a book about my decision whether or not to have a baby.

Don't always come when you're called.

There is always time for a nap.

All I need to know I learned from my cat.

I think people will read about anything if it's good or interesting or funny enough.

Sleeping is very underrated.

Forget about speech problems just saying the words brain surgery sucks the air out of a room.