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The biggest problem with working at a treadmill desk: the compulsion to announce constantly that you are working at a treadmill desk.

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Susan Orlean
Age: 68
Born: 1955
Born: October 31
Journalist
Writer
Cleveland
Ohio
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Desks
Compulsion
Constantly
Biggest
Working
Treadmill
Problem
Treadmills
Announce

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