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I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Age: 75
Born: 1948
Born: December 11
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Cincinnati
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You know that we've got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married. I'm not getting rid of Pooh. See, there you go being antagonistic. Marriage means learning to compromise. I didn't say I wouldn't compromise. I promise to take the ribbon out of her topknot before you walk her.
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I take thee... to be my awful wedded husband
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You can't do extraordinary things in the world if you're spending time criticizing others because they don't look or behave the way you think they should.
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Before you lost your mind, how did you make a living? I was a hitman for the Mafia. Are you done crying yet? I wasn't crying! And I wish you were a hitman because, if I had money, I'd hire you right this minute to knock yourself off.
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Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it.
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There you are, he said when she bobbed up. I was getting worried. What are you doing? Waiting till you're ready to drown. He smiled and eased back down on the seat. And then I'm going to save your life. Dan did it for Phoebe and I'm going to do it for you. Dan didn't try to murder her first! she screamed. I go the extra mil
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Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.
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Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter! Gracie: One and the same.
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ignore the pain, play through it.
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Make-up? What happened? You look almost female. Thanks. You look almost straight.
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[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.
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Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt.
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Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?
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Pride had kept her running when love had betrayed her.
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Just out of curiosity, sweetheart did you ever talk to your doctor about givin' you some tranquilizers?
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Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.
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It runs in the family. And don't expect me to be ashamed. Yankees lock away loony relatives, but down here, we prop 'em up on parade floats and march 'em through the middle of town.
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I don't care how much evidence the state presented. I've never for one moment believed he murdered that waitress.
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You lit into me last night. You said what I did was stupid. - That's what my head said. But my heart... My stupid heart... Her voice broke. It was singing.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Old radicals never changed. They just got law degrees and updated their bag of tricks.
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