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Make-up? What happened? You look almost female. Thanks. You look almost straight.

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Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: December 11
Novelist
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Cincinnati
Ohio
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The engine roared to life. He ran toward her. She shot our of her parking space. He rushed to the side of her car. Stop it, Kristy! You're overreacting! Let's talk about this. That was when she did the unthinkable. She rolled down the window, thrust out her hand, and gave Reverend Ethan Bonner the bird.
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Try to live with a generous heart. Doing anything else is too hard.
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[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.
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I finally figured out that not every crisis can be managed. As much as we want to keep ourselves safe, we can't protect ourselves from everything. If we want to embrace life, we also have to embrace chaos.
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When it's your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.
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They've drunk everything in the house, including a pitcher of African violet plant food I'd just mixed up and was stupid enough to leave on the counter. Tremaine punched Eddie in the shoulder. I told you it tasted weird. Eddie shrugged. Tasted okay to me.
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I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that. -Bobby Tom
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Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire's here.
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Bobby Tom: You're supposed to be my assistant, not a baby-sitter! Gracie: One and the same.
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There’s no accounting for the mysteries of the human heart
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If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't really good at it, but why put an old man in that position?
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I don't care how much evidence the state presented. I've never for one moment believed he murdered that waitress.
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Now, now. Southern ladies don’t French-kiss and tell.
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His pacing stopped. The mattress sighed as he sat on the edge. seconds ticked by before he spoke so softly she could barely hear. Sometimes I want to leave this town so bad I can taste it.
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Cal ’s eyes reflected a weird combination of frenzy and fear as he twisted toward his father. “My God! She’s on her way to becoming the most famous physicist in the country, and she’sdumb as a post ! You arenot having your baby in this house! You’re having it at the county hospital!
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Sugar Beth detected the movement and shot him a look that challenged not only his manhood but also his very right to exist on the planet.
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I always want to try to bring something fresh to every book. It's getting harder instead of easier. I feel like I work harder with each book. But I don't want it to show on the pages, that's for sure.
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You know that we've got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married. I'm not getting rid of Pooh. See, there you go being antagonistic. Marriage means learning to compromise. I didn't say I wouldn't compromise. I promise to take the ribbon out of her topknot before you walk her.
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Be the best at what you're good at
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Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people? I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion.
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